Today I’m going to take a look at Golden Bowl fortune cookies.  Released by Wonton Food, Inc. out of Brooklyn, New York.

Now, I have no idea where this came from, nor why it has laid around my room uneaten for months.  Regardless, I felt it was my duty to delve deeper and report my findings.  Here you see the cookie itself, appearing harmlessly enough.  I’ve always thought fortune cookies had a cool design, sort of like a half-moon or a seashell.

This thing was unfortunately too stale to still be edible.  However, I did learn something. “Liu-yue” is Chinese for “June”.  Let’s see if I can incorporate that in the proper context.  My brother was born in Liu-yue.  Let’s try another one.  I ate the corpse of a prostitute in Pittsburgh last Liu-yue.  That’s got a nice ring to it.

Overall Grade: C-
- Brian