Sunday, April 27, 2025

National Museum of the U.S. Air Force - An Illustrated Travelogue

The National Air Force Museum is so large-scale, awe-inspiring and breathtaking it’s hard to sum up in a short sentence or even summary. Four absolutely humongous aircraft hangers make up one of what has to be one of the largest museums of any kind in the country. It’s one of the only museums I’ve ever been to where even one full day literally is not enough to simply take it all in. You will undeniably get fatigued by its immense scope and size – both physically and mentally. And this is a good thing. And the fact its free makes it even more of a national treasure. Me? I’m lucky. It’s less than 45 min. north up the freeway in Dayton, OH. But I highly recommend visiting it no matter where you’re from, and if you’re fortunate enough to be within an 1-2 hr. drive, I’d say go check it out soon!
 
You’re whisked from the Wright Bros. through World War II and other major battles, to space exploration, presidential aircrafts (which you can actually board!), and so much more. I thought it’d be fun to do a travelogue piece on it. Something integral to Review the World, that may get a little lost in the whirl of junk food, dollar store fare, freestyle walking videos, etc. is I’ve always wanted to champion being out and about in the world. That’s why we shoot a lot of our food reviews in neighborhoods, alleyways, parks, downtowns, etc. instead of inside a house. I mean Go! Road Trip a beloved travel series we did was all about exploring new to you places within 30-45 min. of our own front door! But I got a little creative with the concept for this article. The museum has so much to see, still images from my old iPhone 8+ didn’t seem like it’d really bring you, the viewer, into the world of the museum. And its funny how pictures you take rarely capture the moment or the place as you see it in your memory. So, with the help of modern technology, I’ve made this trip to the National Air Force Museum an illustrated journey. I think this will entice you, the audience, even more than standard pictures, to marvel at this truly magnificent place and consider making the trek and visiting yourselves. I aim to keep the text interruptions few and brief. Now swing by the vending machine, grab yourself a snack and bottled water, and let’s get going because this place is truly gigantic!
 

I didn’t take any pictures in the Early Years section. I’d like to say it’s because I wanted you to discover the origins of flight firsthand – but truth is the idea for this article didn’t take shape until a little later in my trip there! Sharing a link to a map of this marvelous museum for your own perusal and so you can follow along if you’d like.


The Memphis Belle a Boeing B-17F Flying Fortress used during WWII and one of the most famous combat aircrafts of all time. I’m going to track down the 1990 feature film about it now.
 

Stunning stained glass and my girlfriend Tiffany’s first cameo.


There are many vignettes like this one featuring mannequins and props etc. which as a museum nerd in general I always love.
 

I apologize I didn’t get a full plane picture as there was (and usually is) a crowd – but what you’re seeing is the “plane that ended WWII” Boeing B-29 Superfortress Bockscar and next to it a recreation of the “Fat Man” nuclear bomb that detonated over Nagasaki. The fact that this historical artifact of unfathomable importance is here and free to see is one of dozens, if not hundreds, of reasons this museum is so amazing.


You can board multiple aircrafts throughout the museum. It’s so cool to step aboard an aircraft and envision back when it caried brave soldiers and what they must have been thinking and feeling, etc.


P.O.W. section


There are two thoughts that always kick around in my head when I visit (this was my fifth visit total – unfortunately I didn’t find out about this place until a decade or so ago but I’m sure if I’d had visited as a kid I’d have even more of an attachment to it). The first is I just marvel at the ingenuity and engineering feat of all of these aircrafts. On a micro level, every bolt, screw, sheet of metal, rubber, glass, wood, all the levels in the cockpits, the massive engines (so many are on display), etc. like it’s incredible that humans have been capable of creating these aircrafts and bringing them to life from blueprints to soaring high in the skies. 


The other thought I return to is how emotionally stirring it must be for people who have a family connection to any of the planes on display. Like if your grandfather or great grandfather flew missions in one of these aircrafts – I can’t imagine how powerful it would be to come see it firsthand and see it with your own eyes.


Some of the images you’re seeing currently are from the 2nd hanger where the Southeast Asia (Vietnam) War and Korean War sections are. Unfortunately, no pop culture wing where He-Man and the Masters of the Universe flying vehicles like the Wind Raider or Talon Fighter are on display. A lost opportunity.


RtW always one to note both the momentous and the mundane – had to capture one (of I lost count at 10) restrooms at the museum.


 
The Missile Gallery! This room is spectacular, and you crane your neck when you first enter as the ceiling as it must be 100 ft. tall.




Some miscellaneous shots I liked.


Cockpit -- how cool is that? Feel like I'm playing After Burner.
 

The Space section is dope. We were running out of time rapidly (the museum closes at 5PM) so didn’t board the gigantic space shuttle but you can see the entrance ramp to it on the right side of this picture.





Some more awesomeness in the Space section. Houston ... we don't have a problem.


Had to take a selfie to remember this day and who I was when I experienced it.


Presidential planes! You can actually walk through four of them including aircraft used by Presidents Roosevelt, Truman, Eisenhower as well as the Boeing VC-137C also known as SAM (Special Air Mission) 26000, which was used by eight presidents -- Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, George H.W. Bush and Clinton.


This is aboard JFK’s plane and the one I must insist you check out if no other. There is a section of the plane (not pictured) where LBJ was sworn into office as Jackie prepared to fly back home with the coffin containing her late husband. I’ve seen that moment in history dramatized in a movie before so to stand in the actual spot where it happened is powerful.



Tiffany is feeling the fatigue as we head out of one presidential aircraft to another.


Eisenhower’s plane – I love this one. It feels of its era, very 1950’s, even the tweed-like curtains remind me of ones you’d find hanging in your grandparents’ kitchen.


Almost a mid-century modern feel to the Eisenhower's main restroom.



I saw a new walled off area and the door was unlocked so I entered and discovered a conference room where trainings and presentations seem to be held.


I could have taken a lot more pictures in the gift shop. I love museum gift shops. And theirs is pretty sweet. The museum was closing so I turned back and rushed back to the alien's section to snap a quick final shot.


What an awesome day. What an awesome place. Soar your way to it as soon as you’re able 🛫

Saturday, October 28, 2023

Totino's Orange Chicken Rolls

Review the World and Totino’s Pizza Rolls go way back (to 2005 in fact). In fact, they have their very own category on the blog – featuring over a half-dozen reviews including many limited time only flavors of yore that are long gone. Among the pizza roll scene I am in the cognoscenti -- a true authority on these baddies. So you know when I discovered these in the wild I absolutely not just had to try them, but to share my scientific studies with you rowdy bunch.

I was at Hooper’s Store on Sesame Street and saw these in the freezer. Instant buy. Now I don’t know FaZe Clan from Innercity Griots but their logo is emblazoned on the bag. Back when I reviewed the “Pizzeria Rolls” a Totino’s twist on popular Italian foods in roll form, I suggested some ingenious ideas of my own including Philly cheesesteak and Indian food rolls. I didn’t have the foresight to predict takes on Chinese takeout faves like Orange Chicken but my interest was piqued. Arguably, if brainstorming on Chinese food rolls, you’d be hard-pressed to offer up a better suggestion than Orange Chicken. Runners-up in a poll I concocted by myself with the lone voter being me were Beef & Broccoli, Sesame Chicken, Teriyaki Chicken, Garlic Shrimp, and Sweet and Sour Pork.

Just like the old days I tossed in a figurine this time Jason Voorhees as we’re days out from Halloween and my girlfriend and I have been binging horror films for weeks. Right away you get notes of spice and sweetness. That synergy is needed as real orange chicken has that cross between orange marmalade and spicy red chili flakes happening. The orange itself isn’t traceable but you do get sweetness to meet the heat. I may be a savage (I’ve been told it’s a Midwestern thing) but ranch dressing is my dip of choice on all pizza roll varieties. It worked especially well in this case as the creaminess helped counterbalance the spice singe.

Overall these are an unexpected treat, fun to snack on, cool concept, and really, really makes me wish Totino’s would keep the creativity coming. I’d love nothing more than at least 1-2 new flavors yearly but a guy can dream. Thanks for coming to me Ted Totino’s Talk.

Overall Grade: B+

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

Enchilada Soda

 

 It’s a special one! RtW original Eddie is back with Brian & we’re sipping on enchiladas! "¡Ay, caramba!" Mexican food in soda form? We’ve done bacon, buffalo wing, and peanut butter & jelly sodas – but this is arguably the most bizarre yet! Don’t fill up on the chips & salsa .. we’re donning sombreros & skipping straight to the entrée tonight!

Sunday, April 23, 2023

Lay’s India’s Magic Masala chips

 

A chip review that serendipitously doubles as a farewell to Brian’s childhood home. The aroma & flavors of an Indian buffet transmuted to chip form as Lay’s melds masala & magic into one snack that’d make magician The Great Sorcar envious! Will the spice be nice? Watch as the guys investigate this indomitable Indian edible

Monday, March 27, 2023

Jones Sugar Cookie Soda

A beautifully blue-hued soda pop flavored after those frosting-topped cookies found at all office parties and family reunions is the latest drinkable diversion by the fine folks at Jones! Watch and marvel as the guys get their sugar cookie sip on

Wednesday, March 1, 2023

Sour Patch Kids Popcorn

 

Them wily Sour Patch Kids are back again! We’ve had the candy, cereal and cookies, but now they’re invading the multiplex with popcorn! Sweet then sour is their motto but what about .. salty? Watch as the guys dissect this gummy-infused snack with enthusiasm!

Sunday, February 5, 2023

Lay’s BBQ Prik Zab Zeed chips


Thailand brings us a barbecued pork skewer flavored chip from Lay’s! With the unique name Prik Zab Zeed (no relation to Lord Zedd) we’re hoping for a tasty treat as we hit the streets for our latest review!