Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Deon the Distasteful

Magnificent Toy Theatre presents:
Deon the Distasteful

Fingers: So, what I was arguing was that Dostoyevsky was one of the most profound – 
Nay Nay: Sorry to interrupt, but it looks like Deon is coming this way… 
Fingers: No!  He always tells ridiculously offensive jokes at the most awkward times.  Are you sure it’s –

Deon: Whas up???

Nay Nay: Hey… Deon… 
Deon: What’s with the long faces, ladies?  Y’all acting like somebody died.  Anyway, you want to hear a joke? 
Fingers: No thanks, I was just – 
Deon: Peep this shit out…

Deon: What did Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?  They both had a big hit with the wall.

Fingers: Jesus, man, do you have any decorum?  Decency?   That’s just wrong.

Deon: How can you tell if your wife is dead?  The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Nay Nay: Oh, no you didn’t!

Deon: Oh shit, my cell’s blowing up.

Deon: Try this one on for size.  There’s a Chinese couple in bed.  The husband turns to his wife, and says, “I want a 69.”  His wife replies, “you want beef and broccoli now?”

Fingers: That’s blatantly racist, dude. 
Nay Nay: Do you kiss your mommy with that mouth?

Deon: I’ve got one you’ll dig.  What’s brown and hides in the attic?

Deon: The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Fingers: That’s it… we’re out of here. 
Nay Nay: Insensitive prick.

Deon: I didn’t even get to use my new Virginia Tech one!  Whatever.  Nay Nay, girl, we all know that’s not your real hair!  Outtie 5000.

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