Wednesday, July 18, 2012

5 Random Game Boy Games

When I worked at a game store one of my favorite pastimes (besides instigating rivalries between customers) was playing handheld games.  In fact, the Game Boy Player accessory for the GameCube is probably my favorite video game-related thing ever.  I've gotten so much use out of that thing.  So, that all in mind, I decided the other day I felt like going to a local game shop, paying my two bits, man, and bringing home some new games!  I wanted to go random, but felt putting my hand into a container full of loose cartridges blind wasn't the best idea, owing to the potential of getting doubles or games I've previously owned, so just grabbed some oddities.  Here are my findings:

Battle Arena Toshinden

Fighting games on portable systems have always confounded me.  Especially on the Game Boy where there's only two buttons.  I remember my brother getting Mortal Kombat on the Game Boy and it being such an eyesore.  Years later I got Primal Rage for my Game Gear, it definitely was an improvement visually, yet still got tedious fairly quickly.  I'm unfamiler with the Battle Arena Toshinden mythos but am ready to scrap!

I'm a sucker for a cute, cheerful face so choose Ellis, an orphaned dancer from a traveling theater troupe seeking her father (who may or may not be dead).  Damn!  Some asshole miner named Rungo Iron smacked me into oblivion with a gigantic concrete baseball bat.  This is fun button-mashing mayhem with difficultly level settings if you want more challenging fights.  Not bad given its limitations.


Wesley Snipes time!  Let's do some Blade stuff.  Pretty indifferent toward the comic character and wasn't too impressed by the film series.  But I'd totally be up for cutting some undead vampires up with a sword or something.

Oh, what the hell is this?  It's like a shooting game from behind the character similar to Cabal.  The targeting and control is awful.  This is a nightmare.

Now this is more like it!  I was about to toss the game into my aquarium as new decor for the fishes but then I found out each stage has different gameplay.  This, Chinatown, is a side-scrolling beat 'em up which is more my speed.  Not cool that it takes like, a dozen or more attacks and far too much time to eliminate one baddie, but still fun.  Graphics and colors are quite solid on all the various stages.

The Little Mermaid 2: Pinball Frenzy

So, back when working the game store one of my favorite closet obsessions was Pokémon Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire.  I was never more than a very casual fan of Pokémon but that game had crazy replay value as you collected the little creatures the more pinball ass you kicked.  And I loves me some pinball!  Got to say, as shitty as these graphics are, not to mention how glitchy all the screens are on my cartridge, hearing "Part of Your World" even in this simplistic version is charming.

This game is based off of the 2000 film and thus there are two different tables to choose from: Ariel or Melody.  But I'm seeing red, if you know what I mean, so went with the Little Mermaid herself Ariel!

Here's the top-half of the table and it's not looking too terribly bad.

And this is the bottom, I guess?  Looks more like a kindergartner's scribbling and a beginner programmer's first failure.  The dynamics of pinball are all off and it's hard to get a good rhythm going.  Just like the title of Little Mermaid's arguably unnecessary sequel I'm going to "Return (this) to the Sea"!

Extreme Sports with The Berenstain Bears

I didn't read many Berenstain Bears books growing up but am an extreme sports connoisseur (well, to be fair, I skateboard and used to be able to pull off some pretty cool stuff on a scooter) and this sounded too ludicrous to ignore.  I can imagine the sales pitch in some boardroom meeting: "Let's make them bears extreme!"

There's six different events to choose from.  So far so good.

Why not start with bobsledding?  I caught 10 min. of Cool Runnings once on cable in '96.

What the fuck?  Besides my makeshift team of casually dressed bears in a bobsled the entire background is black?  Who turned out the lights?

Never mind let's try white water rafting down some extreme rapids!  This should be a rush.

Black screen.  Again.  The only ones smiling are those damn bears at this point.

Here's some sports I can relate a bit more too: BMX biking and skateboarding!  Joyce Park near my house has a killer BMX bike course and I've been known to wipeout on a skateboard once or thrice.  Guess what?  More darkness.  Fail.

Power Quest

I needed one game that I knew nothing about.  A big risk.  Known in Japan as Gekito Power Modeler which doesn't tell me much but I'm intrigued.

So right off the bat we're introduced to the story which is about young kids known as "modelers" who are swept up in a new craze of fighting with model robots.  I'm liking this already.

We get some more exposition as your character is at school as the bell rings.  You go home, mom tells you about a big battle championship coming up, you get a gift certificate in the mail, and then you're here at this old creep's shop.  There's five robots you can get but without a picture I went with the one with the coolest name: Axe (chosen over such gems as Borot and Gong).

Next you get to walk around your hometown and this is again kind of cool.  You wander the streets and look for people to battle to earn some experience leading up to the big event.

The playground is a great place to go bash some robot face.  Axe, my bot, is the grey one with the alien-like head.  We're a team.

Here I am getting thrashed in the classroom.  So, yeah, this is pretty much that movie Real Steel come to life.  And it's great.  An RPG/fighting title and the whole concept of being a kid and collecting stuff like robots and running around fighting other kids I can totally relate to or at least enjoy on some personal level.  I haven't gotten too deep yet but apparently there's depth to this game and I'm excited to explore and conquer it.

So, there you have it, five games played and sashayed.  I may do this again down the road, lots of Gameboy games left out there to examine, or even branch out and grab some SNES or other titles.  Hope you had fun!  I've got some robots to ruin.

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